Listen up girls!

"Even after permanent attachments have been formed and a young couple begin "going steady," it is well for them to join others in wholesome fun."
Yes, Ladies. These sticks are safe. Barbara!!! Don't put it that close to Sam's mouth, You crude woman!

Some "wise" words from 1951 On Becoming A Woman. (And for heaven's sake: Beware of getting it on in the shower with your girlfriends! 'Cause as you of course know "Homosexual tendencies usually occur in persons who are otherwise poorly adjusted in life.") (via MonkeyFilter)