Primitive Love (1964) Dance Sequence

WHERE IN THE HELL HAS DR. BONKERSANE BEEN? Allow Jayne to explain...

Marabou Feathers and Dead Things

On orders of MajorDomo Baikinange, here's a link to my own blog, Lethal Dose, where last night Jayne Mansfield's suitcase from that fateful last journey sat on my bed. I could hardly sleep from the excitement! It was purchased by my pal Scott Michaels, who runs Dearly Departed Tours and the FindaDeath website, so it only seems appropriate. But he is my neighbor, so if I feel the need I can run over there and touch the suitcase when I want. He walked over with it covered in a trashbag because of course it is pink (you can't really tell from the photos, but the handle is that shade of "pepto-bismol") even though I assured him that in our freaky Hollywood neighborhood no one would notice.

Still, forty-something years later, it's a chilling item. Clink link for more.

Snicksnack-Snuckelchen

Jayne Mansfield bist kein Snicksnack-Snuckelchen!

But poor little me is becoming a little seasick here watching this. Those big waves are all over the place. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Retrorambling

Retrorambling is that sort of cool retro site where you can find a young and sweet Mansfield in the bathtub or Famous Strippers & Starlets in Bathingsuits or an update on Christine Keeler, or perhaps lend your eyes (and your ears) to The British Invasion.
You know, good stuff!
This blog is run by a Norwegian duderino called Tidious Ted, whom a few years ago managed a couple brilliant retro and pin-up sites, and now is back in business.

Jayne in tub.

Too Hot To Handle

Jayne Mansfield - Too Hot To Handle. Available thanks to Revenant Glint.


Wo Ist der Mann?

Panic Button

Who here needs a copy of the soundtrack to the 1964 movie Panic Button, starring Maurice Chevalier and Jayne Mansfield? I know *I* surely did. The title track, opening song, and Mediterranean Samba were my faves.

Jayne Mansfield's gay paree

[ poor quality video!]
Jayne teaches us all about homosexuality in France in the swinging ‘60’s.
Clip from The Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield.
via The Butterfly Effects Tumblr

Jayne Mansfield for President !!

Much more here.

Cinnamon Sinner

... tellin' lollipop lies. The Chuckles, aka Teddy Randazzo and his Three Chuckles, sing as Tom Ewell waits for Jayne Mansfield:

Is Jayne Mansfield really dead?

Via Flick'r pool Weird postcards
You're invited to upload your own crazy odd postcards!

That makes it!

Since we recently had Bombshell Mamie over doing her take on Rock'n'Roll, we don't want to insult Jayne on that fluffy platinum blonde cloud in heaven checking us out with a real bitchy glance.
C'mon Jayne! Oooh, Baby! We still love you too. You're still soooo hip.

Jayne Mansfield sings "That Makes It!" in the 1966 Las Vegas Hillbillies (which also starred Miss Van Doren. It is said that they didn't get along at all and refused to act in the same scenes when shot. The crew was then forced to use doubles. Lovely!)

Added by kraftwerk2012

There's something weird going on over at YouTube!

"... In the grand tradition of superheroes like Aquaman. Green Lantern and Wonder Woman comes... Bat Pussy! That's no typo. Bat Pussy sits around her secret hideout waiting for her super senses to tell her when a crime is about to be committed. Her * begins to twitch" and she jumps up. Clad in green tights, a ratty cape, a tee shirt with the famous Batman insignia on it and gym shorts (!), the masked avenger hits the open road on her Hoppity Hop. ..."

Added by SomethingWeirdDotCom

"Look out world, it's Jayne's planet and she's on the prowl in The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield, a mondo-style celebration of all things Mansfield and, hands down, The Single Most Inane (and Insane) Documentary Ever Made! ..."

Added by SomethingWeirdDotCom

Yes, that's right! Something Weird Video has entered YouTube. Nice!
Shitloads of strange, obscure and sexy trailers and clips.
SomethingWeirdDotCom at YouTube.

"Celebrities" mp3 comp.

Note: Online once more as from 2010!

Folks!

It's about time we present the latest MP3 compilation presented by HTMPL Prod.
So, here it is in all it's starshining glory.

We give you....

1. John Wayne - Why Are You Marching, Son (Week 27, read entry)
2. John Wayne - Drunken ramblings (Week 27, read entry)
3. Richard Nixon - I'm Not A Crook (Week 27, read entry)
4. Nixon´s the One (Week 27, read entry)
5. William Shatner - Mr Tambourine Man (Week 28, read entry)
6. William Shatner - Rocket Man (Week 28, read entry)
7. William Shatner - In the studio chat 1 (Week 28, read entry)
8. William Shatner - In the studio chat 2 (Week 28, read entry)
9. William Shatner - How To Love A Gorilla (Week 28, read entry)
10. Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (Week 29, read entry)
11. Mae West - I´m No Angel (Week 30, read entry)
12. Mae West - Treat Him Right (Week 30, read entry)
13. Mae West - Answering Machine (Week 30, read entry)
14. Mamie Van Doren - The Beat Generation (Week 31, read entry)
15. Mamie Van Doren - The Girl Who Invented Rock´n´roll (Week 31, read entry)
16. Mamie Van Doren & June Wilkinson - The Bikini With No Top On the Top (Week 31, read entry)
17. Jayne Mansfield - Too Hot To Handle (Week 31, read entry)
18. Jayne Mansfield - That Makes It (Week 31, read entry)
19. Sophia Loren - Mambo Bacan (Week 32, read entry)
20. Anthony Quinn - In My Own Way (Week 32, read entry)
21. Tiny Tim - Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS (Week 33, read entry)
22. Vinnie Spit & Miss Jaqueline - Asshole Man (Week 33, read entry)
23. Nina Whett - Drink Beer and Fuck (Week 33, read entry)
24. Bill Cosby - Salvation Army Band (Week 33, read entry)
25. Pat Boone - Smoke On the Water (Week 33, read entry)
26. Stellan Skarsgård - Bombi Bitt (Week 34, read entry)
27. Inger Nilsson - Keep On Dancing (Week 34, read entry)
28. Britt Ekland - Do It To Me (Once More With A Feeling) (Week 34, read entry)

Download> the "Celebrities" Mp3 compilation as 1 supreme file at MediaFire
or
Download> the "Celebrities" Mp3 compilation as 1 astonishing file at files.ww.


Finally Download> Front and back cover packaged as one zip-file at files.ww or at MediaFire.

Note: The files were restored where needed and all links updated in May 2006 when the second volume named "Even More Celebrities" was uploaded.