Hugo Goes South of the Border and Lives to Tell the Tale

The world is a dangerous place indeed, one where teeny cacti peek up menacingly and randomly in a sandy beach, but don't some of those foreigners play some darned perky music? Thankfully intrepid traveler Hugo Winterhalter bravely went South of the Border to bring back some music that he subsequently homogenized and made more palatable for those of us with more delicate dispositions.  

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