This Train

The traditional gospel song redone by Wendy Bagwell and The Sunliters featuring Jesus as the locomotive.

 
Found at: Strattanpossum Bottom Feeder Vinyl and Cassettes

Rasslin' With Satan

Can't find out much about this single or artist other than it has appeared on a few compilation LP's and is in regular rotation at the "Church of Yuma."

It's always worth a second cup.

Joel Cooper - Cuppa' Jesus

sweet Jesus!

Seriously WTF?

seen in Toulouse, France.

Estus Pirkle Excites You!

Mississippi evangelist Estus Pirkle tells us of the wonders of The New Jerusalem, managing to make it sound an awful lot like a huge suburb in the sky. And then a midget sings!

Also see Donna's earlier post here.

Here's one for the sinners!!

Evil Pain Clown and Lowell Mason want you to repent before it's too late!!

Yes, we posted the cover for this ages ago, but now you can get the music!

'I Don't See Any Candy'

Based on the preachings of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle, this film warns what will happen to America if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. Communist infiltrators, the "footmen", will pave the way for an all out invasion by weakening our will through TV, dance, rock music and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will proceed to round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo re-education. Only by putting their faith in the bible where it belongs, says Rev. Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.

The Man Who Put the Nails in Jesus' Hands

Could it be Santa Claus? I'm so conflicted this time of year. Check out Gov. Jimmie Davis' singin' all about it over at Ill Folks.

And yep, that's the same Gov. Jimmie Davis who wrote and sang "You Are My Sunshine."

For the Godless

OK you heathen, reading blogs on the Sabbath that have taketh the Lord's name in vain countless times, off with you to hear the consequences of your blasphemy. Actually, I have no intention of listening to it either, but isn't it a great cover?

Used and Abused

The comments are just as funny. That one on the right reminds me of one of the Benny Hill guys in drag. A perfect follow up to Lex's toast.

A friend clarifies: "Mr Rumbold on 'Are you Being Served' in drag."

Bouncy Bouncy

First let me say this is my only home for the next 5 days - I'm moving to a new hosting service (stupid me for ever starting to blog via ftp in the first place) and I can't point to the new servers for 5 days.

After having seen Jaykayess' post of the Inflatable church, I was really sort of disappointed to see that the floor was flat and not the inflated moon bounce type. I think it further robs something from the vows if you're not jumping up and down while reciting them, no? I think a bouncy floor might've sweetened Jesus' tears (Lachryma Christi) somewhat.

I was also reminded of this crimp (simultaneous rhythmic recitation) of "Bouncy Bouncy" from The Mighty Boosh:



Gang, where do I sleep?

If Jesus Drove a Motor Home

Inspired by the previous post and dedicated to Carlos

May God Bless Benbenek

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May God Bless Carlos ... and the new Benbenek Blog. Amen.