Wodka a GoGo

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Frank Valdor - Wodka a GoGo. Available thanks to Lounge Legends.

Kostelecka Kureci

It takes a special friend to know that this sausage/liver paste from The Czech Republic would be the perfect gift to give someone. It came in a little aluminum cup styled container about 2.5 inches round and about 1/2 an inch thick. I opened it up and the paste smelled like cat poop. I did not eat it, but the aroma will stay with me forever. Do a little web surfing and you'll find it's still being sold. Buy yourself a can today! You'll be glad you did -- or not. Enjoy.

Go-Go Girl Drink Mixer

"The holder has been designed to accomodate most any size glass. However, it is recommended that large glasses not be used. It would be improper to overburden the young lady ..... Now, wouldn't it!! " (quoted from the instructions)
Go-Go Girl Drink Mixer at Dick Cannon's World Of Intrigue.

Suntory White

Suntory White Whiskey commercial from the early 70s with Sammy Davis ad- libbing.

Uploaded by mrdantefontana666

Juvenile Health Guide

May the Meat in a Can Be With You.

After a week of being laid low by a horrible cold and various other personal travails, nothing hits the spot like a wild intersection of classic "Star Wars" and Japanese TV. Thank you, Japan, for renewing my faith in humanity.

[via Monkeys4Helping.]

Mmm-mmm, Figgy

....and now in pleasant Fig flavor!

On the menu at Cafe Muscato (make up your own PCL Linkdump joke here)

Grease Trucks

Inspired by Johnnyuma's "garbage plate".

In New Brunswick, NJ, we had grease trucks. grease trucks sold what was called "Fat"sandwiches, which such things as things on them as mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, jalapeño poppers, and pizza bites. Many had burgers, some were vegetarian. ALL would clog your arteries.


This is the sandwich that started it all. The Fat Cat which is two cheeseburgers, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, mustard and fries all inside a long roll.

The guys working the trucks would also banter with you until you bought one. My brother got "Hey buddy,you want a fat cat? Hot like pussy." The book "New Brunswick, New Jersey, Goodbye" by Ronen Kauffman also mentions it.

Confession: I never actually ate a fat sandwich. My thing was the hummus sandwiches.

Shakespeare "Howls"

Shakespeare "Howls": this set of 50 cocktail napkins, juxtaposing quotations from Shakepeare with mildly-risqué cartoons of dames and drunkards, really takes the martini olive. Seldom have the words of the immortal Bard been used to less salubrious effect.

Bottoms up!

(Shakespeare "Howls" Cocktail Napkins)

How Women Fight Back

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"There's twice the work in wartime if you've a home to keep going -- and three times the worry. Food worries, money worries, separation worries --- no one to look to or lean on. On top of that, broken sleep. No wonder it gets you down sometimes. But you can be one of the people who bear up, and fight back. How? It's simple and pleasant. There's a wonderful strength-giving tonic, Wincarnis, that enriches your blood and gives your nerves a wonderful, calm power. ..."

Umm. I'll bet!

Women - As Portrayed In British World War II Advertising (via Everlasting Blort)

Plonk!

More Swedish soft drink labels at Martin Klasch. (via gåsmannen)

Soft drink and beer labels from Värnamo

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Soft drink and beer labels from Värnamo, Sweden. (via Martin Klasch)

Drink Girls - back when service meant something

" ... a postcard series showing waitresses serving tropical drinks from vintage tiki bars and restaurants back when service meant something."

Tiki Restaurants - Vintage Drink Girls at the Tiki Central Forums (via Eye of the Goof)

Nightdreams

Clinton McClung's life changed forever after watching this clip for the first time. It's from an 1981 adult movie named Nightdreams. NSFW of course. It's a swinging breakfast at best. So wacko and wrong it's a great work of art. Blowjob alert! Craziness alert!

Here's the trailer for Nightdreams. Also as weird as ... anything! I think I must buy this movie. Like right away. I think my life changed too. Don't know if it's to the better though ...

Uploaded by oscartripe

Nobody in Town can Bake a Sweet Jelly Roll like Mine

Well, I'm lying of course. I only bake ordinary bread. And I only do that on super special occasions (like when I'm broke).

But this powerful but pretty unknown (at least to me) blues/jazz singer is convincing. You better believe her when she's saying her Sweet Jelly Roll's are damned good.
Now, let Billie Poole, bake yourself a sweet Jelly Roll. You deserve it!

Added by ilbofilms

Hungry?

Soupe de Poissons
Originally uploaded by Cock robin

Nothing stimulates the appetite more than having your food appear that it is making a desperate, last-ditch attempt at freedom by leaping from the bowl.

Unless it being a witness to a near act of zucchini-on-chicken violation....

Couscous
Originally uploaded by Cock robin

The Feztive Cat

While Mr. Bali Hai is away on "work" travels around the globe his new cat learns the new environment. And - by the grace of the Tiki gods - this cat is a fast learner!

Soda jerker

"February 1939. Corpus Christi, Texas. "Soda jerker flipping ice cream into malted milk shakes." Photo by Russell Lee."
Click image for much, much better view at Shorpy.

Midnight Martini's

Chris at Ultra Swank has a luxurious summer gift for us "... This compilation is the perfect mood setter for anyone enjoying a Martini late at night, gazing out on the quiet streets from your penthouse apartment while a soft breeze blows through the open window. The theme of it is soft dreamy strings, echoing trumpets, haunting choirs and kisses in the dark. ..."
Midnight Martini's - Music For Lovers Only

American Gothic Cornflakes

Good morning!

Grant Wood's famous painting 'American Gothic' inspired this annoying cornflake commercial. It kind of woke me up really good without any breakfast whatsoever.

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