There He Is, Mr. Bernie Wayne

So what if Bernie Wayne wrote the song "Blue Velvet" or produced the soundtrack for Zorba the Greek, he also wrote "There She Is, Miss America", and some swell Raymond Scott-type songs that you can get from Your Pal Doug. I particularly liked "The Telegraph Operator and the Chorus Girl", "The Cool Caballero", and "Dance of the Little Pink Horse" which sounds like a vaguely indelicate euphemism to myself alone, probably.