Revealed!!! New Tiger Woods Text Messages To Joe Bussard

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 09/27/2009:I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me.

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/27/2009:n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you

Tiger:Sent: 06:27 AM 07/27/2009:Noone. And it's mint condition. Black and shiny. No visible marks.

Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 08/29/2009:Yeah sexy.

Tiger:Sent: 06:37 PM 08/29/2009:I will wait for you. I'll keep it enveloped.

Tiger:Sent: 06:37 PM 08/29/2009: 183 I swear

Tiger:Sent: 06:41 PM 08/29/2009:Hurry!

Tiger:Sent: 06:42 PM 08/29/2009:I'm drooling. The rekkid is hot. Hurry hurry.

Note: End of joke. End of internet.

What a $700 record sounds like

In case you haven't already figured it out, I am a record collecting philistine. I zero in on the dollar bins for the collector's rejects. The most I ever paid for an album (and my audacity still shocks me) was $30 for a Roscoe Holland album, because it had farting songs on it. So while I myself am not the least impressed with this obscure record by Infinite Love Experience that goes for up to $700, maybe you are. Question: does an out of tune bass player add or detract from the value?