Proud to be an American

This kid patriotically sings the gospel after the terror of 9/11 as the good christian kid he is. It may seem ...

But it is all a scam. He may look like Mr. Perfect in miniature. But his hands are giving him away.

This is Satan!

What an Artist!

“What a country!” you’ll say when you experience the original artwork of popular Branson comedian* Yakov Smirnov.

Whether you select “Face of Freedom”, “America’s Heart”, or a deliriously sanguine Jesus for your home, your bosom will swell** with patriotic pride*** --and you can rest assured that your selection will increase in value over time.****



*and successful legal immigrant
**actual results may vary, permanent chest increase not guaranteed
***bosoms of U.S. and its territories only
****Comparable to artwork of other Branson entertainers.