Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Monday, November 22, 2010
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Ceremonial Toenail Necklace
If you're a runner (if you ever met me you would know right away that I am NOT) you're always looking for ways to remove dead weight and avoid wind resistance. That's why Scott Dunlap's blog features this necklace made from the discarded toenails of his running buddies. Just one bag of gris-gris and this serious-looking piece of jewelry and you're all ready to mess with someone's juju in a big way, yes?
Seen at Quigley's Cabinet
Monday, August 17, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Lose 10 Inches in 10 Weeks!
If a combination of Gluttony and Sloth (and possibly not enough Lust) has left you resembling Konishiki before gastric bypass surgery, you may benefit from the peppy 1966 exercise album hey smile FITNESS IS FUN. Just a few of the invigorating exercises you will learn from fitness guru Arlene Zupp:
“You’ve swallowed a flagpole”
“Your chest is glued to the floor with Elmer’s glue” (accept no substitutes)
“Make a two-legged table”
"Pretend Your're Looking at Your Seat, Is There Any Dust on It?"
“Grab those sphincters and turn blue”
“Feel the goosebumps go up and down your spine, HEY!”
Friday, February 08, 2008
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