D*mn! Sh*t! The F*cking Best Xmas Gift Ever, B*stards and B*tches!

Spotted by me and purchased at the thrift shop TODAY, by Lex 11. Who wouldn't want to protect their families' precious ears from foul language? Klik 4 bigger

It has a handy chart using amount of cusses removed from popular movies, in order to prove "f"-icacy.

AND It has a setting to allow schmucks like Pat Robertson to shout "Jesus Christ!" without it getting bleeped.

Hooray for Curse Free TV - Fuck Yeah!

Gypsy's Curse Arcade Card

Your Future Husband
Originally uploaded by Namey McNamerson

"Your future husband will be a nudist cult doctor, so you will not have much trouble, like ordinary women do, about dressing in fashion. The old idea of having nothing to wear will be true with you. You will ramble under the trees, and live on nuts and berries, and will not have to be bothered with even a fig leaf for either yourself of your eight little bare cubs. Be careful of the poison ivy."

This appears to be some sort of fortune-telling card from an arcade....if this is what the future holds, I'd rather not know, thanks....