"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy. "Bands to watch out for:
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Whatever you do, stay away from these
Gay Bands! Thanks to
Love God's Way for putting this
straight by compiling this useful list.
Don't steal Ted Nugent mp3s! Don't try to grow his hair. At least not at home. Do not get too worked up when Mr. Nugent waves his gun. Do not try to masturbate with
this album cover in your left hand! (via
Bifurcated Rivets)
Update:
Bat Guano tells us:
"Nugent (see "Whackmaster") is not gay, he is just known for loving buttsex. He was driven out of my state of Michigan to Texas because of his unnatural cravings. He's also a pigf***er, but don't tell no one."