But some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground

You might think it was Pat Boone. But it wasn't. He wasn't even near the place!

Still the holiest of divahs?

Pat Boone - Holy Diver



The best Holy Diver version according to PCL's poll in 2005: The holiest of divahs

Time for a new poll?

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio

RIP

Since Holy Diver was the hymn of 80s Heavy Metal and the passing of Ronnie James Dio I think it's only right to salute him in the most proper way.
Ride the Tiger Ronnie!


Pat Boone - Holy Diver

The Phantom - Love Me

Read his story and download the single here.

Pat Boone Cartoon

I am aware of the fact that the phrase Pat Boone Cartoon is redundant....you can download the entire DC comic book at Beware, There's a Crosseyed Cyclops in My Basement (and I thought I had a stupid blog name), which I found via stwallskull. Thankfully, they were able to locate a DC artist who could draw white bucks.

How's it go? I don't know.

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Originally uploaded by PopKulture

I'm not sure what sort of activities one can indulge in with the Pat Boone activity book, maybe brushing tiny motes of the filth of humanity off his white duck shoes or having your retinas seared by his alarmlingly sparkly teeth. Here's some "Wang Dang Taffy Apple Tango Mambo Cha Cha Cha How's It Go I Don't Know" for you to listen to while you contemplate.

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