The ultimate guilt-inducing song, these careless parents brush the needs of their children aside for drinking, laughing and the telling of dirty jokes. What happens is the horror to end them all. I've been waiting for this to show up on youtube, because Porter and Dolly had a huge hit with it, and performed it quite a few times on his show. I hate to deprive you of it - Dolly in her giant wig and Porter with his alien features, singing about dead kids - but we'll have to make do.
Enjoy. As a consolation prize, here's "Malina."