Stop, i want to get off!

This fxxxing winter is killing me! My ears are full of snow and my tears turns to ice before they're allowed to fall into my lap. I have a cold that makes me sound like Tom Waits when I'm talking (that's the good part...), and I'm coughing like a scratch version of Martin Lawrence (that is good too if you're into that kind of thing....) when my nose isn't dripping like some kind of venereal disease (that part can't be good!?).
Winter wonderland: Piss off!