Fill the Night Tub (With White Wine)

Jacuzzi Winters wrote us: "I mean, yeah, I made it, but I made it because I genuinely love this stuff. It's a mix of 70s booze commercials, girls, hot tubs and white wine and I'd love to get it out there. Thanks! Enjoy!"

Thanks Jacuzzi Winters and Rondeaux! We love booze, white whine, girls and hot tubs. And since all of that are presented in such a charming and glamourous way we just spin around with delight.

Say whaaat‽

Not to be confused with this.
Via K-tel

Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

A Great Big Bowlful

It's a great big heaping bowlful of sugary goodness, vintage cereal commercials of such nutritionally empty cereals such as Mr. T, Pink Panther, C3PO's star Wars cereal, and Nintendo cereal.

"Because innocense is sexier than you think"

Creepy campaign for Love's Baby Soft during the mid 1970s.

The PCLiquid Diet

and for the grownups:

Whipe it.

Mr. Dantefontana, this one's deliberate ;-)

See the Hair Man

Guys, the Big New Year's Eve party is approaching fast. When in doubt - see the hair man.

Uploaded by Genius7277

Soft, Bouncy Bouncy Curls!

Forget Jheri Curls, and come to know the soft, bouncy bouncy pleasure that is the Jarrel Curl.

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Tough guys prefer friendly fags

Lee Marvin during a break in M Squad.

Uploaded by mrdantefontana666

Volkswagen: Perfect for Nudists

But only if there's three.

Mosquitos hate Disco

May the Meat in a Can Be With You.

After a week of being laid low by a horrible cold and various other personal travails, nothing hits the spot like a wild intersection of classic "Star Wars" and Japanese TV. Thank you, Japan, for renewing my faith in humanity.

[via Monkeys4Helping.]

Commercial Break for Gymnasts

It is universally accepted that there is no more demanding sport than competitive ribbon twirling. So surely we can cut those wispy little sylphs some slack when they want to kick back every now and again and do some floor routines to piano arrangements of seventies commercials, from the very excellent album Commercial Break. Despite the fact they only consume an occasional watercress sprig and have never actually tasted a Whopper, or Sprite, or Oscar Meyer Wiener, or possibly even a Tic Tac, or any of the other products represented on the album.

They will come to your home and force you to do it.

Lijjat Papad Commercial

"Slutting's fun, isn't it?"

Here's a bold new genre that's just waiting to be explored -- "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" mashups! (In this case, Episode #907 "Hobgoblins" vs. a Trojan commercial):



Man, I miss Joel/Mike and the 'Bots...

[via mst3kvideo.]

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke Those Cigarettes...

Living vicariously through these vintage commercials.....


Check out the orgiastic woman at the end of this one as she tokes her Pall Mall.

Prices that are...INSANE

Inspired by Donna Lethal's post.

As a kid growing up on the Jersey Shore, besides the Haunted Mansion, we had Crazy Eddie.





Crazy Eddie was a electronic chain. It eventually went under for fraud, and lots of it.

More importantly, Crazy Eddie was known for his "Christmas in August" sale. This is a medley of them from youtube user imockery.

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