Commercial Break for Gymnasts

It is universally accepted that there is no more demanding sport than competitive ribbon twirling. So surely we can cut those wispy little sylphs some slack when they want to kick back every now and again and do some floor routines to piano arrangements of seventies commercials, from the very excellent album Commercial Break. Despite the fact they only consume an occasional watercress sprig and have never actually tasted a Whopper, or Sprite, or Oscar Meyer Wiener, or possibly even a Tic Tac, or any of the other products represented on the album.