Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Sadly, I am unable to download this album to see if it is as bizarrely awful as it promises to be -- my loathing for Louis Armstrong (as a singer) is surpassed only by my cellular-level contempt for the cloying and gratingly tuneless Billie Holiday. And Diz-World? Please don't get me started on a company that belongs in the same circle of Hell as McDonalds and Wal-Mart.
But really...Satchmo clutching a sweaty handkerchief and growling out a version of the Davy Crockett theme or Heigh-Ho..... well, how about you do it and tell me all about it. Though curiosity is strong, I DO have a delicate constitution after all.