For the Little Zombie In Your Life

See "Child's Tiki," lower right.

From the truly delicious Arkiva Tropika.

Americanized Drunken Kung Fu style

The Drunken Master Sam the Spliff fights hostile ninjas in Shaolin Dolemite.

Baby trashes bar in Las Palmas

Trailer for the short movie "Las Palmas" by Johannes Nyholm.
The music, 'Låt i H-moll', was written and performed by Björn Olsson.

Uploaded by johannesnyholm

"Who, Me?"

Fab drunk Jerry Lee. The interview starts at about 2:58.

Accident Songs: "The Drunken Driver"

This twisted tale is my favorite accident song ever. I can't believe it even got recorded and I long to make a video of it. While I don't usually post those "pictures of the record" youtubes, this is the only way to share the illness that is Ferlin Husky's "The Drunken Driver." This song's got it all - and it's abrupt ending just leaves you, well, wanting more, in a sick way.

Let's Get 'Faced with Cugie!

Saturday night's a great time to over-imbibe, so why not do so to the music of "Mr. Charo" himself, Xavier Cugat, courtesy of Monkeys Haunt My Dreams. Each tune is a salute to a different cocktail -- which lends itself well to mixing our alcohol and ending with a whopping huge hangover tomorrow morning, allowing us the excuse of being too tired and cranky to do anything all day. Nunh UNH I am NOT speaking from experience!

What's the Word?

That's right - Thunderbird and other liver-curdling wines are all presented and rated for your cringing pleasure at Bum Wine.



If your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage driking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum ... WARNING: This light yellow liquid turns your lips and mouth black! A mysterious chemical reaction similar to disappearing-reappearing ink makes you look like you've been chewing on hearty clumps of charcoal.

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