Your Future Husband
Originally uploaded by Namey McNamerson
"Your future husband will be a nudist cult doctor, so you will not have much trouble, like ordinary women do, about dressing in fashion. The old idea of having nothing to wear will be true with you. You will ramble under the trees, and live on nuts and berries, and will not have to be bothered with even a fig leaf for either yourself of your eight little bare cubs. Be careful of the poison ivy."
This appears to be some sort of fortune-telling card from an arcade....if this is what the future holds, I'd rather not know, thanks....