Where Did You Come From

Sit down, dear, we've been meaning to have a "special" little talk with you...."we", meaning me, Art Linkletter, and Evil Pain Clown.

Myself, I'm 7 1/2 minutes into Art's 10 minute lecture and he's JUST NOW getting to talking about the little opening underneath the hen's tail...when's he going to get around to talking about "the darndest things"? Thank goodness the future of the species was left up to hormones and not to information from Art Linkletter.