Thursday, August 02, 2007
Those were the days, my friend, when you could order C.O.D., a dipped and US Gov't inspected burro. And not just any old burro, but a female in foal, a KNOCKED UP burro, straight from Laredo Texas, uncrated, and certain to make your Christmas unforgettable! (no exchanges or refunds, that burro is YOURS)
If I had a pet burro, my life would be perfect. Damn.