Dance Fever!

The 70's were so weird. You could be a chubby middle-aged lady like Doris Roberts, and still get to judge a Disco contest, and say things like "I think they're full of ZEST! Very sexy!" You could have a last name like "Walmsley" and still be famous. And if you were Frank Zappa, you could give the worst dancers a 98, just because you're such a nice guy.

(Shamelessly cribbed from Beware of the Blog)