And if all cute nurses in the whole world can't help ?...
... well, PRESS THE MAGIC BUTTONS!
As GlyphJockey puts it: "... I picture a guy who bought this book in a smoking jacket and with a combover saying, My dear, you have amenorrhea? Lie down....I can help!" ..."
Acupuncture Without Needles (By J.V. Cerney. Reward Books 1974)