Survivor Toyland

"Once upon a time, sixteen famous toys were selected to partake in a savage game of survival and cunning deep in the jungle! As the competitors began to congregate, they were confronted by smarmy reality TV host Max Steel.
"As of this moment politeness and fair play are out the window," he explained "You can be the winner, or, you can be one of what will eventually become fifteen sorry-assed losers!""
Survivor Toyland (via Bifurcated Rivets)

"Suddenly a horn sounded out, signaling the next challenge.... "Your challenge is this time also for a reward," Max explained "A visit from a family member. One person from each tribe will attempt to make fire, first one to get one going wins!"Luke Skywalker from Ibsy Dibsy got busy rubbing two sticks together as Spiderman from Kukapoo revealed his secret weapon, a magnifying glass pilfered from Barbie's things which he used to focus the sun's beams onto some dry leaves on the ground...

"That's perfect," Polly Pocket cheered stepping under the glass "Gosh I'm having hot flushes all of a sudden!""POLLY!!!!" Spiderman screamed in horror.

Due to the fatality the challenge was aborted, and in sympathy to Spiderman, the reward given to him. ..."