This is happening. Follow us here if you like. But we don't care.
The main page (THIS ONE) is the real deal. But ... we desperatly need to be everywhere. Because we care. We care so much about you it is not even funny. We'll laugh with you and we will carry your burden when life seems heavy. So, that's why. We are the moral of the internet wasteland and the only thing solid. We never crack. We only crack up ... on occasion.
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