How's it go? I don't know.

Pat_Boone_cut_outs
Originally uploaded by PopKulture

I'm not sure what sort of activities one can indulge in with the Pat Boone activity book, maybe brushing tiny motes of the filth of humanity off his white duck shoes or having your retinas seared by his alarmlingly sparkly teeth. Here's some "Wang Dang Taffy Apple Tango Mambo Cha Cha Cha How's It Go I Don't Know" for you to listen to while you contemplate.

boomp3.com