Hi! Everybody!
I need money.
That's what I want.
Tons of cash.
It costs being a blogger. I need coffee. At least one of
these per week.
I need a better chair. The blog is on turbo when I am able to sit
comfortably for hours.
I need booze. Prefarably
rum,
gin and cold
czech beers. And a few bottles of wine.
Just in case the blog depression hits. And for inspiration.
Throw in a
tiki bar while you're at it. I am not a handy man. I need it skillfully arranged in my one-room apartment (hell! I need a new apartment!).
I need to go to out and have a fine piece of snack every day. Cooking takes time from blogging.
I need a car (transportation is king). And a new camera.
Oh! Almost forgot - I need
a really big plasma tv. I shouldn't be forced to look at my miniature tv-set. It's not healthy. I could go blind for heavens sake!
I need vacations now and then. Bahamas would be nice. Brazil. Tahiti.
The relaxation I get now is by no means good enough.
Well, as you can clearly understand I need cash.

Support my needs. Please.
I can't run this blog if you can't cough up at least $1000. For starters.
Ok, the fact that this blog doesn't cost me any money at all DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT that you really should donate a (very) small amount of your cash to ME.
Is this hard to understand.
I'm worth it.
Give 'em to me - and I maybe blog tomorrow. That's what I'm saying.
Trust me! It's for a good course. My health and comfort is serious business.
And - remember - it's for your own good.
Thank you.
/Z